As I Get Older My Eyesight Fades But I See Through People's Crap Better T-Shirt
I'm In My Fuckable Prime But Depression Is The Only Thing Fucking Me T-Shirt
I'm Exhausted From People Being Fucking Stupid T-Shirt
Don't Trust Me Beautiful Heart Innocent Face Criminal Mindset T-Shirt
Don't Visit Me When I Die I Needed You When I Was Alive T-Shirt
I'm A Bitch: Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Caring Honest Don't Try Me T-Shirt
Why Are People Allowed To Be Stupid But I'm Not Allowed To Point It Out T-Shirt
I Don't Hold Grudges You Just Become Irrelevant T-Shirt
I Say Fuck So Much I Forget It Offends People Sorry Fuckers T-Shirt
You Think I Care Who Doesn't Like Me? My Own Family Doesn't T-Shirt
Some Days My Horoscope Should Just Say Don't Fucking Kill Anyone Today T-Shirt
I'll Eat Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Opinion T-Shirt
If You Have Nothing Nice To Say Say It Anyway Some Fuckers Need The Truth T-Shirt
I'm Not Antisocial I'm Pro Leave Me The Fuck Alone T-Shirt
My Brain Says We Ride At Dawn My Body Says Hell No T-Shirt
I Don't Tolerate Stupid People Unless I'm At Work T-Shirt
I Like People Like My Tea: In A Bag Under Water T-Shirt
Two Nuts In A Tree: My Sister And Me T-Shirt
I'd Like To Thank My Middle Finger For Always Sticking Up For Me T-Shirt
Sorry For The Mean Awful Accurate Things I Said T-Shirt
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Gained 10 Pounds for a Role Forgot I'm Not an Actor T-Shirt
Getting Into Bed Is the Best Part of My Day T-Shirt
Getting My Shit Together Or Fucking It Up More T-Shirt
Getting Older Just Means Doing Dumb Stuff Slower T-Shirt