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Funny, relatable, and sarcastic. The “My Brain Says ‘We Ride At Dawn.’ My Body Says ‘Hell No.’” T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose mind is ready for action but whose body has other plans.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed fit for casual wear
• Bold print that sparks laughs
• Great gift for moms, friends, and sarcastic adults
My Brain Says We Ride At Dawn My Body Says Hell No T-Shirt
$29.50
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed fit for casual wear
• Bold print that sparks laughs
• Great gift for moms, friends, and sarcastic adults
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |