I Bet Someone's Mom Used Me as a Bad Example T-Shirt
Shout Out to Myself for Putting Up With My Own Shit T-Shirt
I Wish I Could Shove Positive Vibes Up Some Miserable Asses T-Shirt
Some People Are Like Diapers: Self-Absorbed and Full of Shit T-Shirt
My Silence Isn't Agreement Your Stupidity Left Me Speechless T-Shirt
Never Mess With a Woman Over 40 She's Sick of Everyone's Shit T-Shirt
My Wife Said I Don't Listen Or Something Like That T-Shirt
My Sarcasm Depends on Your Stupidity T-Shirt
Marriage: One Is Always Right the Other Is the Husband T-Shirt
I Started Jogging Today The Ice Cream Truck Didn't Stop T-Shirt
If I Got Paid for Pissing People Off I'd Be Set for Life T-Shirt
I'm So Old My High School Had a Smoking Area T-Shirt
I Don't Choose Sides I Just Piss Everybody Off Equally T-Shirt
I Ordered a Life Alert Bracelet If I Get a Life I'll Be Notified T-Shirt
I Don't Pretend I Know I'm Crazy and I Own That Shit T-Shirt
I Don't Have a Filter My Mute Button Just Malfunctions T-Shirt
I'm Selectively Nice You Weren't Selected T-Shirt
My Kid Will Unplug My Life Support to Charge Their Phone T-Shirt
Grocery Store Trips Remind Me What I Forgot T-Shirt
I Asked to Be Cremated My Wife Booked Tuesday T-Shirt
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Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Grandma Happy to Be of Service T-Shirt
Everything That Feels Like Years Ago Was Actually Decades Ago T-Shirt
Everything’s Becoming A Shitshow T-Shirt
Exactly Where I Want To Be At Home Avoiding People T-Shirt
