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Dark, savage, and hilariously sarcastic! This “I Don’t Hate You I Just Want To Introduce You To My Shovel!” T-shirt is perfect for anyone with a wicked sense of humor and a talent for dark comedy.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear.
• Classic fit for a relaxed feel.
• Durable, high-quality print.
• A hilarious gift for dark humor lovers, sarcastic friends, and troublemakers.
I Don’t Hate You I Just Want To Introduce You To My Shove T-Shirt
$25.50
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear.
• Classic fit for a relaxed feel.
• Durable, high-quality print.
• A hilarious gift for dark humor lovers, sarcastic friends, and troublemakers.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |