I've Cooked for People I Should've Poisoned That's Self-Control T-Shirt
Sage / S
$29.50
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Funny, dark, and sarcastic. The “I've Cooked for People I Should've Poisoned. That's Self-Control.” T-shirt is perfect for anyone with a wicked sense of humor and zero patience for annoying people.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed fit for casual wear
• Bold print that sparks laughs
• Great gift for sarcastic friends and dark humor lovers
I've Cooked for People I Should've Poisoned That's Self-Control T-Shirt
$29.50
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed fit for casual wear
• Bold print that sparks laughs
• Great gift for sarcastic friends and dark humor lovers
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |