{"product_id":"screwed","title":"If I Were Skinny and Sane, Y’all Would Be Screwed T-Shirt","description":"Funny, sassy, and full of attitude. The “If I Were Skinny and Sane, Y’all Would Be Screwed” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who embraces their wild side and sarcastic humor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft, breathable fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bold, funny print\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great gift for funny friends and sarcasm lovers\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Bold Tees","offers":[{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":49753473417454,"sku":"3049224_4151","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":49753473450222,"sku":"3049224_4152","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":49753473482990,"sku":"3049224_4153","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":49753473515758,"sku":"3049224_4154","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":49753473548526,"sku":"3049224_4155","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":49753473581294,"sku":"3049224_5305","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 4XL","offer_id":49753473614062,"sku":"3049224_5320","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":49753472401646,"sku":"3049224_8923","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":49753472434414,"sku":"3049224_8924","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":49753472467182,"sku":"3049224_8925","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49753472499950,"sku":"3049224_8926","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49753472532718,"sku":"3049224_8927","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49753472565486,"sku":"3049224_8928","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":49753472598254,"sku":"3049224_8929","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":49753472631022,"sku":"3049224_12878","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":49753472663790,"sku":"3049224_9395","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":49753472696558,"sku":"3049224_9396","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":49753472729326,"sku":"3049224_9397","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":49753472762094,"sku":"3049224_9398","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":49753472794862,"sku":"3049224_9399","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":49753472827630,"sku":"3049224_9400","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":49753472860398,"sku":"3049224_9401","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Peach \/ L","offer_id":49753472893166,"sku":"3049224_9369","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":49753472925934,"sku":"3049224_4136","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":49753472958702,"sku":"3049224_4137","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":49753472991470,"sku":"3049224_4138","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":49753473024238,"sku":"3049224_4139","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":49753473057006,"sku":"3049224_4140","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":49753473089774,"sku":"3049224_5303","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":49753473122542,"sku":"3049224_5318","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":49753473155310,"sku":"3049224_6948","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":49753473188078,"sku":"3049224_6949","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":49753473220846,"sku":"3049224_6950","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49753473253614,"sku":"3049224_6951","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49753473286382,"sku":"3049224_6952","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49753473319150,"sku":"3049224_6953","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":49753473351918,"sku":"3049224_6954","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":49753473384686,"sku":"3049224_12876","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0830\/4685\/8990\/files\/24_34bb90a9-b8d6-4815-8bb6-5448a59e35fb.png?v=1791981234","url":"https:\/\/theboldtees.com\/products\/screwed","provider":"The Bold Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}