{"product_id":"poisoned1","title":"I’ve Cooked For Men I Should’ve Poisoned That’s Self-Control T-Shirt","description":"Savage, dark, and hilariously sarcastic. The “I’ve Cooked For Men I Should’ve Poisoned—That’s Self-Control!” T-shirt is perfect for women who love dark humor, sharp comebacks, and unapologetic attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit for effortless style\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable print for long-lasting laughs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great gift for sarcastic women and dark humor lovers\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Bold Tees","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":49916612542702,"sku":"7895337_6948","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":49916612575470,"sku":"7895337_6949","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":49916612608238,"sku":"7895337_6950","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49916612641006,"sku":"7895337_6951","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49916612673774,"sku":"7895337_6952","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49916612706542,"sku":"7895337_6953","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":49916612739310,"sku":"7895337_6954","price":34.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":49916612772078,"sku":"7895337_12876","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":49916611821806,"sku":"7895337_8923","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":49916611854574,"sku":"7895337_8924","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":49916611887342,"sku":"7895337_8925","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49916611920110,"sku":"7895337_8926","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49916611952878,"sku":"7895337_8927","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49916611985646,"sku":"7895337_8928","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":49916612018414,"sku":"7895337_8929","price":34.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":49916612051182,"sku":"7895337_12878","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":49916612083950,"sku":"7895337_9395","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":49916612116718,"sku":"7895337_9396","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":49916612149486,"sku":"7895337_9397","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":49916612182254,"sku":"7895337_9398","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":49916612215022,"sku":"7895337_9399","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":49916612247790,"sku":"7895337_9400","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":49916612280558,"sku":"7895337_9401","price":34.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":49916612313326,"sku":"7895337_4136","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":49916612346094,"sku":"7895337_4137","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":49916612378862,"sku":"7895337_4138","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":49916612411630,"sku":"7895337_4139","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":49916612444398,"sku":"7895337_4140","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":49916612477166,"sku":"7895337_5303","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":49916612509934,"sku":"7895337_5318","price":34.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0830\/4685\/8990\/files\/16_794a4fb8-3b1e-4208-adb2-77c6f5b19f20.png?v=1793435931","url":"https:\/\/theboldtees.com\/products\/poisoned1","provider":"The Bold Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}