{"product_id":"401k","title":"My Boss Wants Me to Sign Up for a 401k I'm Not Running That Far T-Shirt","description":"Funny, witty, and sarcastic. The “My Boss Wants Me to Sign Up for a 401(k). I'm Not Running That Far!” T-shirt is perfect for employees who love workplace humor and hate unnecessary effort.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit for casual wear\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bold print that sparks laughs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great gift for coworkers, bosses, and office humor lovers\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Bold Tees","offers":[{"title":"Kelly \/ S","offer_id":49826380415214,"sku":"3524741_4086","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ M","offer_id":49826380447982,"sku":"3524741_4087","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ L","offer_id":49826380480750,"sku":"3524741_4088","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ XL","offer_id":49826380513518,"sku":"3524741_4089","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 2XL","offer_id":49826380546286,"sku":"3524741_4090","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 3XL","offer_id":49826380579054,"sku":"3524741_5300","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 4XL","offer_id":49826380611822,"sku":"3524741_5315","price":41.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":49826380153070,"sku":"3524741_8923","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":49826380185838,"sku":"3524741_8924","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":49826380218606,"sku":"3524741_8925","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49826380251374,"sku":"3524741_8926","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49826380284142,"sku":"3524741_8927","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49826380316910,"sku":"3524741_8928","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":49826380349678,"sku":"3524741_8929","price":41.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":49826380382446,"sku":"3524741_12878","price":45.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":49826380644590,"sku":"3524741_9395","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":49826380677358,"sku":"3524741_9396","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":49826380710126,"sku":"3524741_9397","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":49826380742894,"sku":"3524741_9398","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":49826380775662,"sku":"3524741_9399","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":49826380808430,"sku":"3524741_9400","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":49826380841198,"sku":"3524741_9401","price":41.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":49826380873966,"sku":"3524741_4136","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":49826380906734,"sku":"3524741_4137","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":49826380939502,"sku":"3524741_4138","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":49826380972270,"sku":"3524741_4139","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":49826381005038,"sku":"3524741_4140","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":49826381037806,"sku":"3524741_5303","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":49826381070574,"sku":"3524741_5318","price":41.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":49826381103342,"sku":"3524741_6948","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":49826381136110,"sku":"3524741_6949","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":49826381168878,"sku":"3524741_6950","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49826381201646,"sku":"3524741_6951","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49826381234414,"sku":"3524741_6952","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49826381267182,"sku":"3524741_6953","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":49826381299950,"sku":"3524741_6954","price":41.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":49826381332718,"sku":"3524741_12876","price":45.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0830\/4685\/8990\/files\/21_464e8dbb-d367-48d8-a66f-16bf51cf2899.png?v=1792682806","url":"https:\/\/theboldtees.com\/products\/401k","provider":"The Bold Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}