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I Love People Who Can Handle My Smart Ass Mouth T-Shirt

I Love Pissing People Off Just by Existing T-Shirt

I Love Profanity and Always the Fuck Will T-Shirt

I Love Rumors I Learn Amazing Things About Myself T-Shirt

I Love Sarcasm It's Like Punching People With Words T-Shirt

I Love Staying Home The Real World Has Too Many Assholes T-Shirt

I Love Telling Young Folks I Was Born In The 1900s T-Shirt

I Love When People Think the Silent Treatment Punishes Me T-Shirt

I Make Bad Decisions Drunk Or Sober T-shirt

I Make the Same Mistake Five or Six Times to Be Sure T-Shirt

I May Be Crazy But Crazy Beats Stupid T-Shirt

I May Have a Dirty Mouth But I Can Do Wonders With It T-Shirt

I May Look Calm But I've Slapped You 3 Times in My Head T-Shirt

I Meditate by Saying Fuck a Lot and Sighing Heavily T-Shirt

I Might Be the Senior Citizen Who Randomly Bites People T-Shirt

I Miss the Good Old Days When Bills Had My Parents' Names on Them T-Shirt

I Must Have an Amazing Butt—Everyone Calls Me an Ass When I Walk Away T-Shirt

I Must Warn You My Inner Child Is a Mean Little Shit T-Shirt

I Named My Dog “5 Miles” So I Can Say I Walk 5 Miles Every Day T-Shirt